The chances of me getting harassed by the majority of the world is very low.
Your credit score is so bad you scarcely care.
A LOT of white women will try on a black to see what the big deal is.
You aren’t expected to go down so when you do she thinks you love her.
You can misspell a bunch of words on face book and people think your just
You can borrow money from all your white friends and never return it because
they fear a confrontation and being called a racist.
You can invent a bullshit style and no will call you on it.
Having an arrest record isn’t that bad of a thing and is great for music or athletic endeavors
No one expects you to know the answer to ANYTHING so when you do you seem smart.
You can serve people Kool aid instead of pop or beer and white people will never call you on it.
White people get really nice when there are a bunch of you
Getting shot can be a point of pride
Niggerriging can save you a lot of money.
Smoking and gambling isn’t nearly as frowned upon if your black.
No one really expects you to get married so when you do… divorce
isn’t a big surprise.
I COULD HONESTLY NOT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT:
SPORTS: watching grown men play games and become superstars during their career
and brands after they finish got old for me by the time the bulls won their second
championship back in the early 90’s. Why the fuck should I support people who in
all likelihood wouldn’t even talk to me if I saw them in public. I respect stay at
home moms who can raise up right citizens more the some selfish millionaire who’s
been told since he was in high school that he was the fucking man so much that he
actually began to believe it. Half of these dumb fuckers are broke ten years later.
WHITE PEOPLE OF SAY NIGGER: I know you say it, you know you say it, we all know
you say it so let’s just cut the shit and be done with you being bashful and
ashamed when you know full well the word is powerful. That word isn’t going away
anytime soon. As long as white daughters are fucking black guys to piss their
parents off (sometimes it may even be true love) white men will always use the
POLITICS: it was a scam from day one and yet for some reason we still follow these
so called leaders. They will speed humanity to our doom that much faster. I expect
my president to lie to me because no president has proven that they won’t tell lies
directly to your face while smiling and holding your baby. Keep your bullshit
opinion on Barack Obama to yourself because he is just a figure head like all
presidents. Call me when you have five million people behind you and you
want to bring the government down around its ears and start another revolution.
I DONT CARE:
IF MY TAXES GET RAISED. I’LL EAT AT WENDY’S LESS
IF WOMEN GET ABORTIONS. I DON’T HAVE A VAGINA .
IF MEXICANS JUMP THE BORDER. I DON’T WANT TO WASH DISHES FOR 50 CENTS AND HOUR
AND I DON’T LIVE BY THE BORDER.
IF YOUR CHILDREN GET FAT. WE NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE FUN OF. FATTY.
IF YOU DO DRUGS. NOT EVERY PERSON IS GOING TO BE A PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN.
AND IT MAKES BLOWJOBS EASIER TO OBTAIN.
YOU CAN LIKE ME IF YOU WANT TO. IF YOU DON’T….I COULD CARE LESS.
First of all I have a blog call “Questions white people have asked me?” so don’t think
I’m picking on you black people.
“YOU MARRIED A WHITE WOMAN? YOU MUST HATE YOUR MOTHER” OR “YOU JUST WANT A WOMAN YOU CAN
you’re right angry black woman who doesn’t know anything about me except you see my white
wife and three beige kids so clearly I hate my mother with a passion to the point were
I go find a white girl to show my mother how I much distain I have for her. It’s a shame my
plan didn’t work and my wife and mother love and respect each other and that my mother
lives with me and my mixed rainbow family. As far as marrying a white woman to control
you clearly don’t know the wife.
“YOU’RE AN ATHEIST? SO YOUR WORSHIP SATAN?”
some nigga actually said that to me at a worksite. I looked at him for about ten seconds
and laughed in his face. I didn’t have any other way to respond to that question. I
guess if I was a Muslim he would have offered me a slab of pork ribs and a bottle of
Night Train. http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html
“WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE SOME KINDA OF WHITE BOY”
sorry ignorant niggas of the world that my mother thought it was a good idea to send me to a
catholic school for my grade school years. I’m sorry that I use good diction when I talk
to people. I’m sorry I don’t have a different way to speak to black when it’s just “us”
“WHY YOU LISTENING TO THAT WHITE BOY MUSIC?” (rock , metal)
What I should say is that rock start from white guys trying to be like black blues men
and people like Little Richard and super freak like Chuck Berry. Without those guys
there would be no Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Cream or Led Zeppelin. I could tell them
that but niggas don’t like learning so………
Let me first start off by saying if you make less than one hundred and fifty thousand a year( and I don’t
count doing a ungodly amount of over time) you are what I call a socio economic nigger. Don’t be
ashamed if you are most of the people I know are. It just means in the eyes of conservative republicans
you don’t make enough to be treated like a human and your children are cannon fodder for wars we
have no business being in (sorry that diatribe is for another chapter)
The black people versus nigga debate has been done but this is my owned slanted view. Most black
aren’t going to like me writing this down and letting the world know our major problem in black
America are niggas plain and simple. It is my contention that fifty percent of the black people living in
America today are……….Niggas. When I say nigga I don’t mean poor people. Flavor flav, half the black
sports stars, most of the rap stars you see on Mtv (I said rap not hip hop there is a difference) are for the
most part niggas. A poor black man or woman who will steal food or commit a small crime to get their family
thru another day. a nigga will take what is not his to buy a new pair of Nikes. A nigga will deal drugs to
live the life he sees on tv or listens to on some gangsta rap bull shit. A smart black will deal drugs to
accumulate wealth so that his children and grandchildren never have to dirty their hands. That black
person is leaving a legacy just like a Kennedy. The nigga goes to jail never the be with his family. I grew
poor as hell and I have done “nigga moves” on three or four time occasions tops. When it comes down
you are a nigga if you want to be. In conclusion, Michael Vick a rich nigga who couldn’t leave the ghetto
behind. Oprah Winfrey, well you now her story. Black people GOOD niggas BAD.
While I’m at it screw you OJ Simpson. You kill two white people and don’t have the common sense to stay
out of the lime light. That’s a dumb nigga move if I ever seen one. Did you think they would forget you
killed your white ex wife and her Jewish boyfriend and think it was safe to come out and play again?
Really? Robert Blake had his wife killed and you haven’t seen one hair on his wife killing head. OJ
Simpson = nigga
YES THESE ARE GENERALIZATIONS BASED ON RACE BASED ON MY OBSERVATIONS.
White people problem 1: GETTING LOST IN THE WILD. At least six times a year a white
person (sometimes a group of them) get lost at sea or Yellowstone or a snowy forest
or a sun scorched desert or just taking a nice walk in a wooded area. Some Whites
seem to be either bored or adventurous when it comes to taking a vacation or just
having fun which is why I suspect they wind up with their arms stuck under rocks
for a extended period. I still have a hard time believing they made that into a
movie. This is the black equivalent of a movie starring a guy trying to evade child
support payments. We can’t you just go to the Smithsonian? Get it together Tad!
Black people problem 1: GETTING SHOT BECAUSE YOU’RE AT THE WRONG PLACE AND TIME.
Look Tyrone I know you want to go out and party with your homies and have a good
time but you need to consider a few things. Do any of your home boys happen to be
in a gang that necessitate them carrying a gun for protection and raise the chance
that you may catch a hot one by mistake? Are you going a place where sometimes
“misunderstandings” happen frequently (like every weekend) namely clubs,
parties, baby showers, funerals, er rooms, movie theaters, shopping malls, and
of course Walmart. Will there be people there known to “jump shit off” on a
regular period. IF YOU SEE TOO MAMY NIGGAS AVOID THESE PLACES.
White people problems 2: THINKING YOU CAN KILL YOUR WIFE OR MATE AND OUT
SMART THE POLICE. Scott Petersen, Drew Petersen, Jason Young, Steve Acuna,
Steven Sherer, Susan Smith, Fred Neulander,Craig Rabinowitz, Michele Williams
Pamela Moss. I know what you are going to say white people “all races kill
you ignorant bastard!” You would be right of course but this isn’t about
killers. This is about white people trying to make a murder look like an
tragic accident (a fall in a dry tub) or reporting your wife missing when you
know good and well the person is in not in Vegas living the good life. Some
whites goes as far as blaming the scary ubiquitous black man who not only car
jacks you and your pregnant wife but manages to shoot her dead while only grazing
your temple? Do yourself a favor Tad and just get a divorce.
Black people problems 2: AVOIDING CHILD SUPPORT / LETTING GRANDMA RAISE YOUR KIDS.
Is there a legitimate reason why so many black men lie down with several women
have more then a few children littered over several area codes and don’t provide
for then financially, emotionally, and a physical presence in the life of their
seeds? FUCK NO. The “white devil is holding me down” speech was old when I was a
kid. There is more financial aid for the average poor person then anyone “middle
class” Getting hooked on crack and letting your old tired mother raise another
generation of blacks is always going to be a hit or miss. Some of these women can
rise to the occasion and some are just overwhelmed. Watching your kids screw up to the
point where you have to look after your grand babies has got to be daunting and
frustrating. That is a job I would not want.
White people problems 3: NOT HAVING THE GOOD SENSE TO KNOW WHEN SOMETHING MAY
BE RACIST OR VERY INSULTING. Everyone on this planet knows that whites control
the majority of what occurs on this planet. You would think that kind of power
and entitlement would make them magnanimous. You would be wrong. America has
been in control of the white race since it was stolen fair and square from the
red man. Yet nearly every week I can find a new joke or slur directed toward one
race or another. You seem to have a callous disregard for the native people
you ran over and the slaves you brought here. Is this the act of a true conqueror?
A part of me knows that this is a response to the average white man feeling
marginalized in this new world. A lot of brown people seem to be gaining in strength
and numbers but that does not equate to wealth and power. Let me tell you something
to ease your unease. You will always be in power in America and most of the world.
You may lose some power to the asians but for the most part you will be in control for the
foreseeable future. You own it all so fucking relax, have a cigar and act like
the conquerors you are and stop it with all the mud people jokes. Be above it
Black people problems 3: PULLING OUT THAT RACE CARD EVERYTIME A WHITE PERSON
SAYS SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANT HEAR. Not everything that a asshole white person
does is not based on the fact that your are black. Maybe that shitty white person
is having a especially shitty day. Maybe his wife left him, maybe he found out his
son was gay and he can’t handle it. Maybe this white cashier has been told to check
all bills over twenty dollars and she is not doing it because your black. Not all
white cops are super racist and pulled your over because you have a pretty white
women in the passenger seat. Maybe you were speeding. Maybe your tail light is
out. Maybe little Jamarcus got a f in class because he wasn’t paying attention
and not the obviously racist second grade math teacher. A lot of white people
are not racist. Some just have no fucking clue of how to interact with us. Give
him or her the benefit of the doubt before you jump in that ass. If you find out
that they simply don’t like black people the you have my permission to light
their asses the fuck up.