I call BULLSHIT on voting

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You almost had me Bernie Sanders. You almost had me believing that the American two

party system was a real thing and that my voted actually counted. But as I took a

shower I had an small revelation (no not the religious kind) for all the pomp and

circumstance surrounding your bid for the presidency I have no idea WHO THE FUCK YOU

ARE. I don’t recalled hearing your name three years ago anywhere about anything not

once (You know like Obama before he blew up). What did you say? he fought for civil

right? So did Jesse Jackson and I wouldn’t elect that nigga to run a dog kennel.

Someone figured they couldn’t roll out another “cool” black man so they did the exact

opposite. They rolled out a uncool old Jew aided with a youthful campaign around him

to sucker democrats in. I’m not biting that apple or drinking the bernieaid. TRUMP?!?

Please tell me you aren’t that dumb? Yes you would be dumb to even consider voting for

a man who speaks him mind. Your grandfather speaks his mind. A three year old speaks

his mind. You want to vote for a man who speaks his mind because he is rich and a

celebrity? Are you that stupid America? I would elect a plumber who owns his own

company for the past thirty without having to file bankruptcy ever then Trump. That

man who speaks his mind has a better track record then Donald Trump. America if you

want an “EVERY MAN” who says what he feels regardless of the situation GO FIND ONE

because Donald Trump clearly isn’t it. No more Clintons or Bushes in the office either.

America you are like that toddler who hasn’t realized that touching an iron or eating

marbles is bad for you after the first or second time. You may never learn.

Things I don’t give a fuck about (yes there are a few)

I COULD HONESTLY NOT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT:

SPORTS: watching grown men play games and become superstars during their career

and brands after they finish got old for me by the time the bulls won their second

championship back in the early 90’s. Why the fuck should I support people who in

all likelihood wouldn’t even talk to me if I saw them in public. I respect stay at

home moms who can raise up right citizens more the some selfish millionaire who’s

been told since he was in high school that he was the fucking man so much that he

actually began to believe it. Half of these dumb fuckers are broke ten years later.

WHITE PEOPLE OF SAY NIGGER: I know you say it, you know you say it, we all know

you say it so let’s just cut the shit and be done with you being bashful and

ashamed when you know full well the word is powerful. That word isn’t going away

anytime soon. As long as white daughters are fucking black guys to piss their

parents off (sometimes it may even be true love) white men will always use the

word: nigger.

POLITICS: it was a scam from day one and yet for some reason we still follow these

so called leaders. They will speed humanity to our doom that much faster. I expect

my president to lie to me because no president has proven that they won’t tell lies

directly to your face while smiling and holding your baby. Keep your bullshit

opinion on Barack Obama to yourself because he is just a figure head like all

presidents. Call me when you have five million people behind you and you

want to bring the government down around its ears and start another revolution.

I DONT CARE:

IF MY TAXES GET RAISED. I’LL EAT AT WENDY’S LESS

IF WOMEN GET ABORTIONS. I DON’T HAVE A VAGINA .

IF MEXICANS JUMP THE BORDER. I DON’T WANT TO WASH DISHES FOR 50 CENTS AND HOUR

AND I DON’T LIVE BY THE BORDER.

IF YOUR CHILDREN GET FAT. WE NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE FUN OF. FATTY.

IF YOU DO DRUGS. NOT EVERY PERSON IS GOING TO BE A PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN.

AND IT MAKES BLOWJOBS EASIER TO OBTAIN.

YOU CAN LIKE ME IF YOU WANT TO. IF YOU DON’T….I COULD CARE LESS.