Shit that will never happen

BLACK UNITY

WORLD PEACE

WOMEN BEING TREATED AS EQUALS

A CURE FOR CANCER

DIET ANYTHING THAT TASTES AS GOOD AS THE REGULAR

STUPID PEOPLE STOP BREEDING

ANY POLICE FORCE ADMITING THEY FUCKED UP

TOM CRUISE COMING OUT

TYLER PERRY COMING OUT

FIND OUT WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER

FIGURE OUT HOW THE SHOW FOR PEDOPHILES “TODDLERS AND TIARAS”
EVER GOT THE GREENLIGHT

GOVERNMENT REVEAL ALL THE DIRT THEY HAVE DONE
IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY

MEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN

MEN STOP PISSING ON THE TOLIET SEAT

MEN NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT SEX WILL NOT SOLVE EVERYTHING

WOMEN NOT GET THE FACT THAT GOOD ORAL SEX CAN MAKE LIFE
MORE HARMONIOUS FOR EVERYONE

PARENTS STOP FUCKING UP THEIR KIDS WITH THEIR OWN DEAMONS

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Words you can say that will make me lose all respect for you

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE.

DRESSING LIKE A WHORE WILL GET YOU RAPED

I DON’T LIKE ORAL

WHY CAN’T BLACK PEOPLE JUST FORGET ABOUT SLAVERY

WHY CAN’T I SAY NIGGER BUT YOU CAN

ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST

LIL WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER EVER

I LOVE REALITY TV

BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM, SOCIALIST,COMMIE, BORN IN KENYA

CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE CRAZY AND THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEM ARE NUTS

BIG FEET BIG PENIS

THE GOOD OLD DAYS WERE BETTER

__________ MOVIE MADE THIS MUCH MONEY

THE BEATLES ARE THE BEST BAND EVER

MY PETS ARE MY CHILDREN

THAT’S ALRIGHT HE/SHE WON’T BITE

YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS MOVIE

ANY BLACK WOMEN SPEAKING DURING A MOVIE

IF THERE IS GRASS ON THE FIELD YOU CAN PLAY

FOX NEWS IS FAIR AND BALANCED

THE SIMPSONS IS STILL GOOD

PEOPLE WHO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE BLACKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE

The dick

From time immemorial the Dick has been the “ruler” of his environment by suppressing his

main adversary which also  happens to be his partner and lover the Pussy. The war between the

Pussy and Dick was lopsided to say the least. With the help of its secret weapons the Balls,

which exuded copious amounts of  testosterone into its erect body, the Dick won the war in

less than a generation and has until recent times controlled all aspects of the Pussy telling it

what to eat, think and what to do with its body.Even now the Dick threatens the Pussy on a

daily basis with violence and “violation”. Thus the Pussy has had to get her own Dick to protect

her. The protector Dick promising to guard His Pussy and anything that comes out of it. Old  and

rich Dick sends young and poor Dick to fight His wars and “police actions” for greed, profit and

power to sadly return to his homeland a mangled and mentally damaged Dick. Rich and

powerful  Dicks maintains its prestige and money by marrying His offspring to other rich and

powerful Dicks. Dicks form esoteric and overt organizations to ensure that knowledge and

technologies that would empower poor Dicks and Pussies are kept under wraps for decades or

forever. Dicks have used the three G’s (gold, god, and glory) as an excuse to enslave Dicks and

Pussies of other colors. Religious Dick has used force to convert native Dicks away from the

worship of their ancestors all the while promising  the native and black Dick and Pussy “While

you have a life of hardship now God will reward you in the afterlife.” Muslim Dicks still suppress

His Pussy sometimes keeping them from a basic education. Amish Dicks are known to be

abusive to His Pussy and offspring. In the past few decades a understanding   by

a few Dicks and Pussies who see the world for what it is and can see the lies perpetrated by

Dicks who want YOU dumb, scared and unorganized. These Dicks and Pussies have not only

begun to speak out against the way the world is run but have taken actions to not only change

the thought processes of themselves but their children and any who will listen. I have  one

question for the Dicks and Pussies who want to make this world right. What steps have you

taken to ensure this?

The road to becoming an athiest started in the fourth grade

We had a Japanese teacher called Mr. Yoshitaki and from what I remember we were a bunch of

little bastards. Not that we cursed him or anything like that but he certainly did not listen to

him at all. St Malachi being a catholic school would of course had religious teachings. On a few

occasions a nun would come and instruct us on the ways of the lord. This woman was odd in

more ways than one. First of all she was black, I had never seen a black nun in person and I

can’t recall ever seeing one again. The nun had a disturbing habit of smiling one second and the

next she would show no expression whatsoever, flat faced is what I recollect thinking.

The lesson she taught was your average god is great god is god and you have to be good to get

into heaven bit. I had heard it before but I was a good little Catholic boy so I listened intently.

One thing she mentioned has stuck with me to this day. As she was telling us there was the one

and only god and no other god. The nun went on to explain that a long time ago people

believed in many different gods like Zeus and Isis but they we all made up. Some kid asked was

god made up also and this black woman went pale. “No there is only God and he is real” is what

came out of her mouth. “Why?” some other little curious black child asked “Because we said

so” is what left her lips. That seemed very odd to me. Zeus,Horus,Apollo are made up fictional

god but the you believe in is real because you say so. That bothered me even then. You say

something is real and that makes it so. I was a good boy so of course I went along with the

program but I will also remember the nun and her very bad choice of words that started me on

the twenty year path to atheism. Months later little brother and I would have to leave St.

Malachi when for some reason my mother could no longer afford to send us to Catholic school

and I buried that incident for years.

Adrianisms

The list of Adrianisms has no particular order and is ever expanding. They are to be used for

everyday use and making life changing moves. They apply to men and women. They were

formed through fuck ups, common sense, and understanding not from wisdom. Humans are

not evolved enough to be wise and yes that includes you grandparents and my grandmother.

Real men don’t really dance. Leave it to the gay men and ladies who love it

You have no rights, sorry. If it was a right no one could take it away with a new law

The Constitution is a corporate contract and only applies to white wealthy land owners so the laws does not apply to anyone of color and all women.

The English are better actors then Americans

There is no reason to circumcise any male babies. The cult like brutality can be eliminated by showing boys how to wash their foreskins.

Leave the gays alone. The world will not collapse if two men snuggle and spoon

There is no god, Jesus never existed and most Republicans are racist.

Public Enemy is the best hip hop group so far. Who am I kidding hip hop as gone to shit. PE IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!!

No one under the age of forty should be allowed to get high. You have done nothing substantial to warrant you getting high when your 19.

There is no such thing as bisexuals. You are just a gay person who is just willing to do it to the opposite sex if the same sex is not around.

You are a bad wife if you can’t give your husband oral sex on you anniversary, valentine’s day, and his birthday. If he is that bad leave him.

There should be some testing involved with breeding. Some of you don’t have the emotional and mental capacity to raise normal people.

Linda Carter was the hottest woman of the 70’s

Conspiracies that seem to make sense: 9/11, JFK,MLK. and of course my personal conspiracy to have my kids think freely

Your pets are just that. They are not your children.

Keep tabs with what your kids are doing. You don’t want to be the parents of a kid who went on the latest rampage

Adults with no criminal records should be allowed to carry concealed weapons nationwide.

Find other ways to help a cause then giving them money.

Insurance and bottled water is as big a scam as religion

BET,MTV, VH1 and Bravo are the worst networks today.

Families should be allowed to punish the people of have killed your loved ones by any way they choose.

Education of up to a bachelor’s degree should be free to all who want it .

Hard core prisoners should truly try to be reformed or killed. Why waste time on so many jails

Cut the crap and make marijuana legal and tax the hell out of it. It is not a slippery slope.

I agree with feminist views up until the point they want to castrate me.

Men have virtually no will power when it comes to sex.

double standards usually make sense. (I know but this are my beliefs so……..)

For the most part the music of the 70’s and 90’s was better than the music of the 80’s and now

If horror and violence make your children do bad things they were screwed in the head way before they watched Saw or played God of war

Try not to lie to your mate if it is humanly possible. It will always come and bite you in the ass. trust me

The only people screwed more than African Slaves in America is the so called Native Americans.

If god existed and religion wasn’t made by man there would be only one view of god and only one source of information on him

No one will ever have it right but science will get closer then religion.

any man caught having sex with his daughter should be publically stone or die the death of a thousand cuts.

I don’t really like others people’s kids but I blame the parents for making ugly children who don’t behave.

Try not to hate the white man too much black man. Without the help of some white men African slaves would have been in chains a lot longer. Not all white are prejudice.

Not all blacks steal white store employee. You are following Tyrone while Ricky Wayne is robbing you blind. Not all of them want your woman.

Scaring old white women when you can get them alone can be stress relieving

Never move in with a woman unless both your names are on the lease

Halloween is the best slasher movie ever. There were a few before it and many after but none equal it.

America should back out of the middle east (which really is just Africa) and leave those people to their own devices

Fur is murder to a certain point and I could be a vegan if steak didn’t taste so good

My Situation Ethics is what I practice. Example: If I am broke and I don’t know and some money falls out of your pocket and you fail to notice it’s mine. If I am not strapped for cash I will be more than happy to notify you of the cash you dropped.

White women who have the same emotional baggage as a black woman are easier to date.

If the Aryans are so tough why don’t they take on the street gangs of LA and show us what white power can do?

Back to Africa? have you seen that place? Black on black crimes with machetes and rape as a weapon. Good luck with that.

the playstation 3 is better than the Xbox 360. Sorry Noah but it’s the truth.

Too many black comedians sound the same.

America has never been a melting pot. race and ethnic cultures stick together in small communities i.e. Little Italy.

Thundercats is the best cartoons of the 80’s

Villains in cartoons and movie almost always have better costumes

I am not a patriot. The concept is just another way to keep humans divided. Your proud to be an American? good for you. I can only be glad to be an American

I am a slave. You are a slave. Everyone you know is a slave. Want to be free? don’t bother it would be too much work.

Wolverine is the most overrated character in comics today. How come no one hasn’t shot out his heart? No healing factor can fix that.

Make prostitution legal. You could give quite a few woman job who would just otherwise give it anyway. I would be safer then working the streets and you could eliminate the pimp/predator going after underage girls.

America could stop illegal drugs from coming into this country if they wanted. We have enough advanced satellites can map every square inch of the world but we can’t stop a few boats and planes from crossing our borders. I simply do not believe it.

Osama Bin Laden was long dead. He was just used as a boogey man to keep us in fear.

Despite his critics Stephen King is one of the best American writers ever

When Kurt Cobain sang he would rather be dead then cool he really meant that shit.

Hollywood has had so many remakes as of late. Are they scared of new ideas or is there safety in rehashing?

Why do we care what celebrities do on their down time? As long as they aren’t eating babies and selling crack who cares how much Matt Damon paid for his 12 bedroom house.

Black people please use proper English when you speak. There is no “k” in shrimps

Whites should only be allowed to say the n word if they are married to a black person at the time they are saying the n word or if they have biracial children.

The Disney channel is a pedophile’s wet dream

Why can’t Fox News come out the closet and admit that they are not fair and balanced

when the police tell you do something don’t be stupid….. just fucking do!