Things I hope to see in my life time.

INTERACIAL GAY HIP HOP DUO

I have been waiting on gay rappers like 50 cent and Missy Elliot to come charging

out of the closet and a rap duo who are gay lovers who are actually good at rapping

would be something to behold.I have a pro “do you what you were born to do” attitude

but most of the people of love hip hop do not and anyone who knows me know I would

love the fucking chaos and chatter that shitstorm would bring. I recall when Eminem

first hit the scene and a lot of hip hip heads were like “Na na son! that white boy’s

pasty ass can’t rap. Muthafucka talking about his momma and shit! fuck that fool!” I can

just see the messages on Youtube now complaining how hip hip has been ruined forever

and even better the people who never listen to rap shouting how the music has evolved

and how the world should embrace them. Twenty to twenty five years tops. (yes Youtube

will still be here in twenty years)

MORE NON WHITE/NON MALE PRESIDENTS

I am “progressive” but that isn’t why I want a president who is a black woman or an Asia

man. I want to hear all of the wonderful racist jokes white guys are going to be inventing

every time a president who isn’t mostly of European descent gets elected. Most of the Obama

jokes seem like they were invented by those retards in the Tea Party and It’s very hard for me

to smile at a joke I read if it has been misspelled. Imagine the mileage you can get if the

president is a Hispanic woman or a Native American.

WHEN CLIMATE CHANGE WILL IRREFUTABLE FOR ALL TO SEE

Clearly it will have to be something big because the people who refuse to see the truth have to

be hit over the head with something blunt and heavy. It could be ten year or maybe as far as

thirty but there will come a time when even the richest oil baron is going to say “We fucked

up.” By that time it might to prudent to avoid costal areas.

THE DEATH KNELL OF ORGANIZED RELIGION

Obviously being a atheist I am very biased on the eventual death of the concept of a god who

created mankind for the single purpose of kissing his ass for giving us life. I have never seen ant,

raccoons, or lions praying to an alter to an old white man Ebenezer Scrooge pajamas asking

forgiveness for some perceived sin. I am always been on the fence about religion dying slowly but

inexorably because I get so much joy from the silly things religious people say and believe. I love the

contradictory behavior man has with the ability to worship a false god and mostly silly rules yet

give in to his carnal and base needs every single chance he gets. But the evolved human in me

knows that once we are able to unshackle ourselves from one form of control it will be that

much easier to let go of another. REASON COMPASSION LOGIC.

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Hooker visit

A friend/ family member (long story short grand dad had another family) had a hot

looking Hispanic hooker or “lady friend” that he had meet previously. She lived in a small

housing project that was on Diversey. Maybe it was not as housing projects but that is what it

looked like to me. When we walked over to her she was talking to a guy who had the

mannerisms of a really gay man. Ty talked to his thirty minute girlfriend and haggled what price

was to be paid for what was to be done to her or him. They went upstairs to further discuss

there “terms” and I decided to have a seat that the hooker had recently removed her round ass

from and wait for the contract to be serviced. the gay decided to engaged me in conversation to

pass the time until his girlfriend was done. I have never been one to turn down a conversation

especially with someone so different from me. We started to shoot the shit on a few topics if I

remember correctly . Everything was fucking peachy until he said something that caught me off

guard.

“You know we can go in the back and I could suck your dick if you want.”

I gesture a lot when I having a conversation I am passionate about or know a lot about (i.e.

comics) so as he finished his statement my hand was in midair and it took my mind a few

seconds to respond to it. I think I mumbled something like “Uh, no thanks I’m good.” to which

he replied “It won’t take that long. We can go right in the back and I will take care of you.”

Three things popped into mind after the latest offer. ONE: I had already said no thanks why

does this fatherfucker have to be so aggressive. TWO: why in the fuck can’t this be a woman. I

would throat choke an old ugly woman if she had casually asked if she could smell my musky

hair up close and personnel as this flamer just proposed. THREE: Was this fag trying to insult me

by saying it would not take that long if I let him suck my dick because I had no control over my dick

or was he saying that he was that good and I wouldn’t last that long? what the fuck! “No no I’m

good I’m just waiting for Tyrone to finish and were’re going home.” As I said that I could hear

the bed he and his hooker were doing the beast with two backs on. I sent very a strong

telepathic messages to Tyrone {hurry the fuck up nigga!} The look Mr. blowjob had on his face

was one of insult. How dare I turn down a blowjob from him ! He looked me up and down and I

could tell he was looking for something on my body to make fun of. For some reason he

decided to focus on my feet which were in sandals that the time. “I bet you have a small dick

anyway what size are those shoes a four? I snickered just a little “these are size twelve’s.”

“More like a five I bet you dick is teeny tiny” I don’t know if I mentioned this before but I can

totally tune a person out while looking straight into the person’s face, it’s a useful gift. By the

time word “tiny” was finish the gay guy might as well have been an adult from a Charlie Brown

cartoon. I shot more daggers of urgency to the hooker fucker to get it moving before the fag

pulls out a knife or something because. If it had come to violence between me and a man who

apparently sucks dicks on a regular basis I was going to run my ass off. In 93′ I was afraid of

anybody bleeding on me let alone the cock mouth in front of me. If my grandmother had bled

on me back then I would have freaked the fuck out. Sweaty faced Tyrone walked out the front

door. I stood up quickly and began to walk slightly ahead of him. I told him what happen while I

he was getting his dick wet. He thought that was the funniest thing of all time.

My first adventure into porno land

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The first porn shop I went into was on North ave and Ada. I had seen this shop many a time

while going to and from the Village Theater. My mother had informed that she and her

boyfriend at the time frequented that place on more than one occasion. I can remember seeing

hookers walk their strip along North ave and thinking how nasty those bitches looked. So when

Ron invited me to go with him to said porn shop I of course jumped at the chance to see a lot of

naked things at one time. As we enter the establishment, we paid the two dollars for

admission and was told that we could not entire the same both. I looked at my work out and

movie buddy as we walked into the dimly light store

“Why the fuck would we do that?” I said

“We are not fags so that was not meant for use”

Moving toward the porn magazines and books I noticed a group of males looking at me and my

friend. Holy fuck! do I look at women the way these motherfuckers (although fatherfuckers

makes more sense) were eyeing the two young black t bone steaks that just made their way

into the den of homosexual lust. there were women but of course they were with their

boyfriends or husband at the time and having a grand old time laughing at all the silly books

and items that all the perverts were drooling over. The male to female ratio was about 25 to

one easy. Being a kid in the candy store I peered at ever fucking book that looked half

interesting. About a hour or so later I had finished on side of that very long book shelf and had

just turned the corner to look at the wonders of the human flesh on the other side of the huge

book rack and the first thing that struck me in the face was a picture of a huge cock being

sucked on by a man’s mouth. I see myself as an evolved human man but gay sex in general

makes me fucking sick. Yeah I said it, two dykes going at it makes a little queasy and two men

impaling each other is just plain nasty. I made it a point to walk quickly but not too quickly to

my side of the long book shelf. As I was walking back I noticed on the top shelf of the book

display there were boxes of male blow up sex dolls. I had no idea that gay men used sex dolls

also. When I got back to my side of the book shelf I moved next to my friend (but not too close)

I noticed on the far side of the porn shop a corridor with doors and men waiting at those doors.

“What is in those doors?” I asked

“Porn movies. you can watch a bunch of different movies running at the same time. You need

to go to the front and buy a roll of quarters. That’s what the machines takes.”

Getting ten dollars in quarters I made my way into a booth that empty and did not have a gay

guy in front of one wanting to give or receive a blow or hand job.

“Don’t touch anything. Motherfuckers can be real nasty.” Is what my friend told me as he pulled

his sleeve to cover his hand as he grabbed the handle of the door booth and went in. I followed

his instructions and twisted the knob of the door handle to my booth with shirt covered hand.

The smell of dried sperm hit me in the face like a Tyson punch. it was a good thing I had my

mouth closed. I shut the door behind me and sat on the stool that was provided for the

perverts who dared enter. As I sat down I fully expected to feel cold sperm coat my ass. Lucky

for me another man’s juices had not made contact with the crack of my ass. I reached in with

my left hand and scooped out a handful of coins and with my covered right hand began to

feed money into the machine that would make me horny. I first channel had this black guy

nailing the shit out of a white chick. He had her doggie style and had his stroke super speed.

Next channel, gay shit. I turned. Next channel. straight white couple on a couch with the blonde

headed female bouncing up and down on her partner’s dick was they both sat on the couch.

Next channel, three men gang bang, I turned quickly. Next channel straight porn. Next channel

gay. You get the pattern right? Why in the world was every other video gay porn? Did gay men

frequent porn shops more than breeders? Did they put so much in for the closeted homosexual

and curious men. The smell of sperm and the gay porn was working it magic on me and I was

getting more queasy by the minute so I decided to get the fuck out of there when I noticed the

hole in the wall. The height of the hole was for men who were slightly taller then and I would

have had to stand on my tip toes to stick my dick in. At the time I knew what the hole was for

but I had no idea it had a actual proper name. The hole was pretty big so if a person wished he

could see what was going on in the next cubicle. While I don’t normally look at men beat their

meat two things struck me about this white guy that had me transfixed. The first one was

rather funny. He had a red garter belt with matching panties and the whole nine. That made

me laugh for about half a second until I realized the man had a penis with the girth of an earth

worm and the length of half a middle finger. I was shocked honestly, he was stroking his full

hard on with two fingers. His dick was so small I couldn’t see the opening. I felt guilty for

looking at this freak’s penis and imagined how a man had to go thru life with a worm cock. Who

was he going to please with that thing. The man was literally a living “is it in?” joke. I left that

booth a little shaky and sick ( the smell of lots of sperm will do that) My friend and I would go

to that particular porn shop at least once every two weeks but I avoided the porn cubicles like

the a hooker with a cold sore.

Adrianisms

The list of Adrianisms has no particular order and is ever expanding. They are to be used for

everyday use and making life changing moves. They apply to men and women. They were

formed through fuck ups, common sense, and understanding not from wisdom. Humans are

not evolved enough to be wise and yes that includes you grandparents and my grandmother.

Real men don’t really dance. Leave it to the gay men and ladies who love it

You have no rights, sorry. If it was a right no one could take it away with a new law

The Constitution is a corporate contract and only applies to white wealthy land owners so the laws does not apply to anyone of color and all women.

The English are better actors then Americans

There is no reason to circumcise any male babies. The cult like brutality can be eliminated by showing boys how to wash their foreskins.

Leave the gays alone. The world will not collapse if two men snuggle and spoon

There is no god, Jesus never existed and most Republicans are racist.

Public Enemy is the best hip hop group so far. Who am I kidding hip hop as gone to shit. PE IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!!

No one under the age of forty should be allowed to get high. You have done nothing substantial to warrant you getting high when your 19.

There is no such thing as bisexuals. You are just a gay person who is just willing to do it to the opposite sex if the same sex is not around.

You are a bad wife if you can’t give your husband oral sex on you anniversary, valentine’s day, and his birthday. If he is that bad leave him.

There should be some testing involved with breeding. Some of you don’t have the emotional and mental capacity to raise normal people.

Linda Carter was the hottest woman of the 70’s

Conspiracies that seem to make sense: 9/11, JFK,MLK. and of course my personal conspiracy to have my kids think freely

Your pets are just that. They are not your children.

Keep tabs with what your kids are doing. You don’t want to be the parents of a kid who went on the latest rampage

Adults with no criminal records should be allowed to carry concealed weapons nationwide.

Find other ways to help a cause then giving them money.

Insurance and bottled water is as big a scam as religion

BET,MTV, VH1 and Bravo are the worst networks today.

Families should be allowed to punish the people of have killed your loved ones by any way they choose.

Education of up to a bachelor’s degree should be free to all who want it .

Hard core prisoners should truly try to be reformed or killed. Why waste time on so many jails

Cut the crap and make marijuana legal and tax the hell out of it. It is not a slippery slope.

I agree with feminist views up until the point they want to castrate me.

Men have virtually no will power when it comes to sex.

double standards usually make sense. (I know but this are my beliefs so……..)

For the most part the music of the 70’s and 90’s was better than the music of the 80’s and now

If horror and violence make your children do bad things they were screwed in the head way before they watched Saw or played God of war

Try not to lie to your mate if it is humanly possible. It will always come and bite you in the ass. trust me

The only people screwed more than African Slaves in America is the so called Native Americans.

If god existed and religion wasn’t made by man there would be only one view of god and only one source of information on him

No one will ever have it right but science will get closer then religion.

any man caught having sex with his daughter should be publically stone or die the death of a thousand cuts.

I don’t really like others people’s kids but I blame the parents for making ugly children who don’t behave.

Try not to hate the white man too much black man. Without the help of some white men African slaves would have been in chains a lot longer. Not all white are prejudice.

Not all blacks steal white store employee. You are following Tyrone while Ricky Wayne is robbing you blind. Not all of them want your woman.

Scaring old white women when you can get them alone can be stress relieving

Never move in with a woman unless both your names are on the lease

Halloween is the best slasher movie ever. There were a few before it and many after but none equal it.

America should back out of the middle east (which really is just Africa) and leave those people to their own devices

Fur is murder to a certain point and I could be a vegan if steak didn’t taste so good

My Situation Ethics is what I practice. Example: If I am broke and I don’t know and some money falls out of your pocket and you fail to notice it’s mine. If I am not strapped for cash I will be more than happy to notify you of the cash you dropped.

White women who have the same emotional baggage as a black woman are easier to date.

If the Aryans are so tough why don’t they take on the street gangs of LA and show us what white power can do?

Back to Africa? have you seen that place? Black on black crimes with machetes and rape as a weapon. Good luck with that.

the playstation 3 is better than the Xbox 360. Sorry Noah but it’s the truth.

Too many black comedians sound the same.

America has never been a melting pot. race and ethnic cultures stick together in small communities i.e. Little Italy.

Thundercats is the best cartoons of the 80’s

Villains in cartoons and movie almost always have better costumes

I am not a patriot. The concept is just another way to keep humans divided. Your proud to be an American? good for you. I can only be glad to be an American

I am a slave. You are a slave. Everyone you know is a slave. Want to be free? don’t bother it would be too much work.

Wolverine is the most overrated character in comics today. How come no one hasn’t shot out his heart? No healing factor can fix that.

Make prostitution legal. You could give quite a few woman job who would just otherwise give it anyway. I would be safer then working the streets and you could eliminate the pimp/predator going after underage girls.

America could stop illegal drugs from coming into this country if they wanted. We have enough advanced satellites can map every square inch of the world but we can’t stop a few boats and planes from crossing our borders. I simply do not believe it.

Osama Bin Laden was long dead. He was just used as a boogey man to keep us in fear.

Despite his critics Stephen King is one of the best American writers ever

When Kurt Cobain sang he would rather be dead then cool he really meant that shit.

Hollywood has had so many remakes as of late. Are they scared of new ideas or is there safety in rehashing?

Why do we care what celebrities do on their down time? As long as they aren’t eating babies and selling crack who cares how much Matt Damon paid for his 12 bedroom house.

Black people please use proper English when you speak. There is no “k” in shrimps

Whites should only be allowed to say the n word if they are married to a black person at the time they are saying the n word or if they have biracial children.

The Disney channel is a pedophile’s wet dream

Why can’t Fox News come out the closet and admit that they are not fair and balanced

when the police tell you do something don’t be stupid….. just fucking do!