Things you should never have to do,deal with,endure

VIEWING YOUR CHILD’S CORPSE:

I’m not talking about a child you know is going to die from some kind

of cancer or weird fucked up syndrome your god was so gracious to gift

your family with. You can prepare your mind (somewhat) for such a

terrible event. I talking about parents who have to identify

their children at a morgue and have to bring fucking dental records

or inform someone what they were wearing or what birth marks they had.

GET A BACK ALLEY ABORTION:

Dirty coat hangers and half drunk medical school drop out who might ask

for a quicky to take a few buck off the price of jabbing rusty tools in

your vagina. I would hate to go back to those times because a few assholes

think it’s wrong because the bible said it was.

WATCH YOUR PARENTS GET ARRESTED:

Every time I see some kid watch his mom or dad get there stupid ass slammed

across a cop car for drugs, domestic violence or whatever stupid ass thing

stupid people do. In this digital age that picture of your mother being charged

with sucking dick in a alley will NEVER go away.

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH AT A LOVED ONES FUNERAL:

IF THOSE FUCKERS SAID THAT THEY WERE GOING TO SHOW UP AND “PROTEST”

AT A FUNERAL OF SOMEONE I LOVED THEY WOULD BE MOWED DOWN IN A HAIL

OF HOT FUCKING LEAD!!! TRUST ME

LIVING THE LIFE OF A HOMELESS PERSON:

I can honestly say life is shitty for the vast majority of the world. You

add not having a roof over your head and three warm meals a day and living

just isn’t worth the bullshit of being a human. I am sure a lot of homeless

people across the world are hoping for something better around the corner.

I would just eat a bullet, jump off a bridge, or od.

FUCK PEOPLE FOR MONEY:

If it is the world’s oldest profession that means humanity have been doomed

from day one.

NO ORAL SEX:

I love “regular” sex as much as the next man or woman but if you have never had

someone treat your sex organ as if you were the ruler of the entire universe I feel

bad for you kid. You need a true expert in cunnilingus and fellatio to take you to

another of consciousness

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