I like beer. To the rot gut to my standby to the sublime. I don’t start drink beer
until I moved in with my future wife. The first beer I had was a MILLER LITE and I
had to eat sunflower seeds to kill the taste. My taste buds have been refined quite
a bit in twenty years and most like beers may as well be yellow water. As long as there
are new beers made I will try then. This list of beers is by any means complete. My guess
this is a third of the beers I have had.
Most BUDWEISER products: Piss water that gives me a headache.
With MICHELOB being the exception
COORS LITE, MILLER LITE, BUD LITE taste nearly the same
PAULANER SALVATOR: If I believed in a god I would say he made this beer
STELLA ARTOIS: not bad. the after taste is good
STEEL RESERVE: FUCK YOU
HEINEKEN: makes my farts smell like I eat zombie flesh
URBOCK 23: I had this beer in one of those bars that have 99 beers. This beer
was so strong (9.6 % ) I drank two and switch back to regular beer or I would
have run the risk of getting drunk in two hours. awesome.
SOL: not bad
TECATE: my standby Mexican
CORONA: If I need to add lime and salt to drink it why would I by it?
RED STRIPE: FUCK YOU JAMACA. stick to weed and rum
312 URBAN WHEAT: Don’t really know what it means but it is from Chicago and
it’s pretty damn good.
LAND SHARK: ok
LOWENBRAU: bad farts
BECKS: bad farts
ZIMA: I actually liked it
OLD ENGLISH 800: fuck you
RED DOG: ok
MILLER GENUINE DRAFT: I have had worse
TEQUIZA: my main grip is that it was so week
SAM ADAM’S: nothing to write home about
BLUE MOON: very good
ROLLING ROCK: is/was very good
HONEY BROWN: not bad
GEORGE KILLIAN’S IRISH RED: this is the only beer that I
ever liked and it just stop tasting good.
CAMO: FUCK YOU
SAPPORO: 3 out of 5
TSINGTAO: if I wanted a cat to piss in my mouth I would own a cat