If your kids know ringtones and dance moves before their alphabets your are part of problem
and you need your ass kicked for helping to thumb down America. If you can’t function without
your phone and can’t figure out what to do with your hands you need to be slapped for not
taking part in humanity’s true social system, face to face talking.
Why is cool for you to have more face book friends then people you have actually meet and said
hi to. If I wasn’t a atheist I would say Satan created reality tv. The vast majority of the
people on these shows are horrible people. The Bad Girls Club has evil bitches putting toilet
water in another girls vodka. This show has been on for five or six seasons. If I could back
into in time and smother Flava Flav with a pillow in his crib I would. How can you monkeys
watch that show for more than ten minutes without your eyes bleeding. Before you think I
am some kind of neo con let me express my love of mindless humor. The three stooges, three
company, Sanford and son, the greatest American hero, the Jefferson’s, and even more
recently south park and tosh.o have been for the most part mindless humor you can veg out
to and forget you are a drone in a cog of a cold sterile company.
When someone decided to make dumb shit like Duck Dynasty the norm is what makes me want to
vomit. Is this what the landscape of television will be like forever? Empty people with
empty dialogue and silly issues is what has replaced drama, comedy and everything
in between. If you watched Jersey Shore I hope you get cancer of the eyeballs and rectum. You
enjoy that cancer.
Yes I know you like dick and fart jokes so do I but they should by no means
be the standard. These people are fucking train wreaks and I think by watching these sub humans
you seem to be enjoying so much has to be lowering your brain functions. Look, I am not telling
you to watch PBS the rest of your life but these shows are a insult to your intelligence and deep
down you know it.
Libraries still exist and the books are free. Do yourself and any kids you may
have a favor and go get a book. It doesn’t have to be Pride and Prejudice start with something
like World War Z or The Road. There are so many books for kids these day you can go deep and
meaningful or just plain silly. Judy Blume, Capt. Underpants, The Giver, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, a
Wrinkle in Time. So cut off Basketball Wives and smack the playstation or wii U controller from
the hands of your little monkeys and put a book in it. It is your job to broaden their horizons
right? I can promise you it is not in Call of Duty Black Ops unless you want your son semi
trained on the use of weapons so it will be easier for him to shoot brown people in other
countries or just maybe to round us up if that is what his orders are.